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Post by The Fan on Fri May 06, 2011 12:47 am

Ok heres the situation:

I'm going to prom with my friend, but her ex-boyfriend is being a complete d!ck and talking sh!t on facebook, even threating her. He's just a class-less little f*ck. His NEW prom date started posting stuff on her wall like: I know by now you know i'm going to prom with (ex-boyfriend) and I don't want you to be mad! I'll see you at prom." Then "Alright now you pissed me off, i'll see you for real at prom b!tch!"

I want to know what I should do. I'm thinking i'm going to kick is ass. He's been an ass all year, and all these attacks are tottaly unprovoked. I see no reason to not do it, but I know there will be concequences, and I honestly couldnt care less if I never see him again, but if he's trying to ruin MY prom, I'm going to wreck him.

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Post by Soylent Blue on Fri May 06, 2011 1:21 am

Don't want to sound like an after school special, but fightings dumb. What is it going to solve? You could go around spreading hate about him, but thats a dick move; don't be like him. I say ignore that bastard, or confront him verbally and make him feel like an idiot. Neutral

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Post by The Fan on Fri May 06, 2011 1:25 am

I don't fight someone for a stupid reason, but I don't think verbal abuse will get the point across. He threated my date, I can't let his stupid drama ruin the night for everyone.
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Post by BMTH on Fri May 06, 2011 6:51 am

As much as I would love to say fight him, fighting would be a bad idea because your 18 now.

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Post by Mouse on Fri May 06, 2011 7:33 am

Well if I was in your situation, I'd try to talk it out, but if he's like you say he is, chances are there'd be a fight. But, just try to avoid fighting and stay around your friends. Another thing, how big is the guy? Does he seem like a threat to you?

If the fight does happen though, stay OFF the ground and keep your distance. If worst comes to worst(hope is doesn't and try to just talk it out), punch his nose hard and and then kick the um place where guys should not be kicked, the shove him over. Wait, am I acting to serious with the fighting or something? I don't know but since you're 18 I'm not really sure how you'd fight if it comes to that. So just keep your cool and avoid fighting.

Oh I just reread your post. "I want to know what I should do. I'm thinking i'm going to kick is ass." So in that case, how experienced are you with fighting? Do you take lessons? Have you done it before? Do you know ways to fight?
Other then that,
Kick low. Kick too high, and he can easily grab you and then bad stuff could happen.
Aim for shins and the groin mainly.
Make your punches count. Try to avoid his jaw and eyes. You could break your hand from his skull. Aim for his nose. Noses are the weakest for a face and against ANYONE, tears will come in the person's eyes from punching their nose therefor blinding them for bit.
Put your hands on your chest and feel your ribs. Move them dones to where your ribs seperate. The center there, punching that, will knock the breath out of your opponent.
The Vulcan Sleep Pinch doesn't work. There's a VERY small chance of it working but there's also a HIGH chance of injuring or killing your opponent. So don't do that.
Yell as your kick or punch. It will intimidate your opponent if you yell hard enough and your punches/kicks will be stronger then.
If it gets too serious
Hit him with a chair
Throw food at him
Maybe a friend can help you

Know when to stop; if he tries to run, let him. If he stops fighting, back away. DO NOT face your back to him. If he doesn't get up, back away. Wait til he gets too close to you before you attack. Stay calm. Always assume that your opponent is stronger then you. Always assume that she/he has a weapon. Be ready for anything. NEVER UNDERESTMATE YOUR OPPONENT.

Ok I hope this helps you. No wait scratch that. I hope this will help you IF a fight comes. Actually, I hope nothing happens and I just wasted time in this post.


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Post by George on Fri May 06, 2011 8:06 am

^black? lol copy and paste.

well yeh, you are 18 so you shouldnt fight. if the threats go any farther.. idk, report him or something. or just fight him. but you probably shouldnt fight.

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Post by Mouse on Fri May 06, 2011 8:11 am

George wrote:^black? lol copy and paste.

well yeh, you are 18 so you shouldnt fight. if the threats go any farther.. idk, report him or something. or just fight him. but you probably shouldnt fight.

Oh no I didn't copy&paste. I did red to show what Fan said and then I didn't know which color was this grayish one. Then later I realized that I could of just gone down a few spaces and the gray color would come back, but I didn't feel like typing the whole thing again. So, nope, I didn't copy and paste. All came from me. Razz
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Post by mortified_penguin on Fri May 06, 2011 8:51 am

You should report him to a teacher.


Ha, just kidding. This ain't Ned's declassified school survival guide.

I say confront him. Have someone film it though, just in case. If he fights, he fights. Just be sure to bring a knife and some backup in case it gets really serious.

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Post by TheMissingSock on Fri May 06, 2011 2:12 pm

I'd say talk to a teacher or officer about it or a parent if it continues or things get cerial like he wants to kick your butt or does kick your butt! *I know I sound noobish by saying that, but better safe then with a black eye!* Screw him like he wants to screw others. Up his @ss with broken glass.

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Post by undercover_walrus on Fri May 06, 2011 4:53 pm

Hmmm... If you want to kill him...

Break his nose with the heel of your hand, and push your hand upward.

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The broken cartilage goes up and can puncture his brain, or blind him, depending on where and how hard you push it up.

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Post by The Fan on Fri May 06, 2011 6:58 pm

I'm not too worried about fighting him. He's taller than me, but he's a skinny little prick.
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Post by Acheaopterix on Sat May 07, 2011 7:48 pm

You know the little 'report abuse' button on Facebook? Push it.
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Post by Acheaopterix on Sat May 07, 2011 7:49 pm

Also ignore him
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Post by dayman82 on Sat May 07, 2011 9:24 pm

do it
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