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A Pancake Dream. WARNING. RANDOMNESS.

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A Pancake Dream. WARNING. RANDOMNESS.

Post by Nyanquaza on Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:22 pm

Alriiiiiiight...here's my old crazy story OF DOOOOOOM xP
Ctrl-C for the win. /copy-pasted from her deviantART account
If you spot any coding fails, tell me~
And I'm currently writing the half-sequel, The Tale of a Pikachu - otherwise known as A Pancake Dream 1.5 - which is far, far longer. And randomer. x3

Note: I am not responsible for any injuries that occur from laughing or WTFing, alright? xP
Mild Pokemon (and other things) knowledge may be required to understand a few of the references here.



Once upon a time, there was a pancake. He was called Pan. Pan battled a wild potato and won, but…

Huh? PAN is evolving!

PAN evolved into DOUGHNUT!
PAN learnt MINI ROLL!


Pan was hungry, so he used Mini Roll. But something went wrong…

Huh? PAN is evolving!

PAN evolved into MINI ROLL!


He mini rolled home to bed.

~~~

In the morning, Pan woke up and saw a shooting star. He made a wish, but then,
Wild CARROT attacked!
PAN used MINI ROLL SONG!
CARROT became a mini roll!
CARROT was defeated!

Huh? PAN is DE-evolving?

PAN de-evolved into PANCAKE!


Pan was so happy; he jumped 10 feet in the air. But a sudden gust of wind blew him into a house…and on to Mr. Saturn's tea tray!

ADVERT BREAK


(Pan is at a wedding)
Pan: I'm bored. Wait…CUSTARD PIE!
(Pan throws it)
(Piplup, Mr. Saturns, Magikarp, Pelipper, Lucas, Gigalypuff, Empoleon, pancake extras and food extras all stare at Pan)
Everyone but Piplup: FOOD FIGHT! =D
Piplup: ANNOYING PIPLUP ATTACK!
(Everyone else throws food at Piplup)
(Director appears)
Director: Pan, Mr. Saturns, Lucas, Piplup, it's your cue! Piplup, get clean first!

BACK TO STORY

Wild LUCAS appeared!
LUCAS used PK FIRE!
PAN was cooked!

Mr. Saturn called his friends and they tried to eat Pan. But he was very burnt, so they attacked him instead.

Wild MR. SATURN ARMY attacked!
MR. SATURN ARMY used MESSY PIPLUP!
PAN laughed!
ANGRY MESSY PIPLUP USED ANNOYING ANGRY MESSY PIPLUP ATTACK!
PAN ran away!

ADVERT BREAK

Piplup: You did that on purpose!
Pan: Did not!
Piplup: Did!
Pan: Didn't!
Piplup: DID! :K
Pan: DID NOT!
Director: BREAK IT UP! Someone new is here! Meet… GIANT BANANA! By the way, it's your cue, Pan.

BACK TO STORY

Pan ran along the side of a river, until SPLASH – he fell in a lake. Suddenly...
Wild GIANT BANANA WITH HAMMER appeared!
Pan: Give me that hammer!
PAN got hit with the hammer!
PAN is blasting off again!

ADVERT BREAK

Team Rocket: That's our line!
Pikavolt: Pi...ka...CHUUUUUU! *zaps Team Rocket*
Team Rocket: We're blasting off again!

BACK TO STORY

Pan landed in a swimming pool, but sank. A Magikarp came up and Pan tried to talk, but got swallowed. A Pelipper picked up the Magikarp in its beak and dropped it in Giant Banana's lake, where Pan got spat out. He saw a Poke Ball and picked it up. But then...

Wild GIGALYPUFF appeared!
PAN sent out EMPOLEON!
EMPOLEON used EXTREMELY ANNOYING EMPOLEON ATTACK!
GIGALYPUFF endured the hit!
GIGALYPUFF used FLING!
PAN got thrown like a flying disc!
PAN recalled EMPOLEON quickly, but dropped the ball!
EMPOLEON was released!
Pan flew into a house and saw a whole room full of pancakes, donuts, mini rolls, and even the final evolution of the pancake...

ENDING CREDITS

Pan: So what is the final evolution of the pancake?
Director: Just wait and see... *turns to you* Well, what do YOU think? Find out that, along with...
~~~more craziness
~~~~~~return of Piplup
~~~~~~~~~what happened to Giant Banana
~~~~~~~~~~~~~and more in...

A Pancake Dream 2
Adventure to the Sky

ADVERT BREAK

Pan: FOOD FIGHT...?
Still Messy Piplup: NO...actually yes. ;3 *smiles and throws...Giant Banana!*
Giant Banana: Who wants a game of Mario Kart?
Pan: Wii or DS?
Giant Banana: DS.
Pan: MEMEMEMEANDPIPLUP!
GB: You have...five DSes? O.o
Pan: Nope ^^ I want to play though!
Piplup: I don't! Not until I GET a DS so I can PRACTISE...
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Re: A Pancake Dream. WARNING. RANDOMNESS.

Post by Moonshadow on Sat Jun 04, 2011 9:36 pm

lol xD good job Ray
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Post by Haxorus on Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:28 pm

Lol, pokemon puns<3
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Post by Soylent Blue on Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:56 am

My eyes fell out from WTFing. Who do I sue?

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Post by undercover_walrus on Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:50 am

Soylent Blue wrote:My eyes fell out from WTFing. Who do I sue?

Society.

P.S. This made NO semse. No sense whatsoever..

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Re: A Pancake Dream. WARNING. RANDOMNESS.

Post by Nyanquaza on Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:06 pm

undercover_walrus wrote:
Soylent Blue wrote:My eyes fell out from WTFing. Who do I sue?

Society.

P.S. This made NO semse. No sense whatsoever..
SUE MY SCHOOL. They drove me to madness. MADNESS, I TELL YOUUUU

@Haxorus: Pokemon puns FTW.
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Re: A Pancake Dream. WARNING. RANDOMNESS.

Post by Acheaopterix on Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:23 pm

wally if you cant be bothered tk read the warning then we cant be held responcible
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Re: A Pancake Dream. WARNING. RANDOMNESS.

Post by NAT on Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:48 pm

I give this story the Trophy of NAT's Approval! Which will be, just for the story, a Rayquaza!
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Post by Nyanquaza on Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:02 pm

NAT wrote:I give this story the Trophy of NAT's Approval! Which will be, just for the story, a Rayquaza!
F- Yeah

and I have that figure as well 8D
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