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World's worst rap

Post by mortified_penguin on Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:54 pm



Sock's birthday present

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Re: World's worst rap

Post by Ninja frog on Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:03 pm

-LYRICS-
Oh hi, head rolled back
Haters trynna tell me that I need to not slack.
Knick knack
Heart attack
I'm stealing your boats, whaddya think about that?
Cruise by and my motors trollin.
Cast the nets and the waves are rollin.
Catch those fishes fast
Eatin first class,
And now all my swag is stolen.
I gotta be the one to ride those ponies, I'm a redneck and I ride those suckers every time I can.
I wanna get on, and I go bustin out a yawn every time another foe thinks that he's the better man.
I ain't gonna wind up on the ground, all rollin around, and wishing that I could clean the stalls
Even though
This wall's clean enough.
I'm rich as gates ya'll, and imma hit the mall.
Part of me was hoppin to be coppin in the Wal-mart, and to be bossin all the little underlings,
but this penguin is thundering
And the haters are hungering and they leave the people wondering why he won't come to me.
Slow down bro, don't be so hasty.
Coconuts, so heavy and tasty
If you gonna be so wastey, don't hate me, imma be white and pasty.
Gotta drink it like a present from above, cause it's Ginger ale I love and I chug it as I please,
But if you jack my ale, I'll say "get out you dipwad, give that, geez."
Give that please.
God, don't sneeze.
Buzz off lug,
Run away.
I don't want a coffee mug, but i wanna say a very happy birthday!
I want everybody focusing on getting sock to happiness and listen to my rapiness and forget about the crappiness of my all my pale kid finnesse!
Or not cause this rap's a mess
And I'm not best of all the rest.
I'm mortified_penguin, the one and I just finished my quest.

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Re: World's worst rap

Post by Soylent Blue on Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:08 pm

Nice! You're a braver man than me MP.

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Re: World's worst rap

Post by BMTH on Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:44 pm

Still much better than Lil Wayne

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Re: World's worst rap

Post by George on Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:04 pm

What a boss rapper, is he on itunes?

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Re: World's worst rap

Post by TheMissingSock on Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:13 pm

Mp, I loved the hell outa this gift! I swear to god, I'll do anything to repay you, it's amazing! Thankyou! <3 <3 <3

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Re: World's worst rap

Post by Haxorus on Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:16 pm

I will do this for the next important person on the forum.

Oh, btw, m_p, you surprised me. ^ That's awesome.
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Re: World's worst rap

Post by George on Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:05 am

Haxorus wrote:I will do this for the next important person on the forum.

Oh, btw, m_p, you surprised me. ^ That's awesome.
searched it, next active bday is ninja. jssayin

(happy early birthday)

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Re: World's worst rap

Post by d013-< on Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:19 am

wow MP didn't eminem sing that first? trollsta XD JK very good
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Re: World's worst rap

Post by Photobee on Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:41 am

Wah, that's brave. And it was good. 8D
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