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Post by Soylent Blue Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:07 pm

Of course the idea of a real human centipede is grotesque and pointless, but what about a human helicopter? All we would need are five "willing" partners, and a few materials, most of what we need would be provided by the participants.


Rough plan:
First, we would hire a professional chiropractic to crack the head of the person of the base so that the face would permanently be facing the sky. Then we would remove the arms and legs of the other four, to reduce the weight. Then we would sharpen the very tips of their heads, just to make the four a little more aerodynamic. Here comes the hard part, a metal rod, about 20 inches, would carefully be implanted into the forehead of the base. Out of the metal rod would be four thin blades which would be inserted into the spinal chords of the four "wings". Lastly we add the most important part, the solar powered engine, which would have many circuits and wires going throughout the helicopter, this would be in the back of the skull of our base.

This would make life so much easier.


"Hey buddy need a ride."

"No thanks, i'm a helicopter."


I am also proud to say that our participants would not be sharing a digestive system, which makes this idea not sick or disgusting in the slightest.


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Post by BMTH Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:56 pm

Been there, done that...
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Post by TheMissingSock Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:17 pm

Bring me the Horizon wrote:Been there, done that...
Ahahaha! I love u horizon!
As for human helocopter, it makes me cringe too lol.
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Post by George Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:33 pm

.......GENIUS!
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Post by NAT Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:24 pm

Soylent Blue wrote: Last edited by Soylent Blue on Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:01 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : High)
I laughed... Hard.
Anyway, that is an awesome idea! But it kinda sounds painfull... Oh well. NAT pops open a bottle of Procaine. Go for it!
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Post by Haxorus Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:45 pm

I find this awful. Mad
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Post by Acheaopterix Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:55 pm

I am afraid this design is very unaerodynamic, the people would have to be extremly thing and you cant go out partying at night
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Post by Soylent Blue Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:27 pm

I'm sure some strong lights could be arranged, they could be installed into whats left of the shoulder blades. The "willing" participants will be really thin and sharpened.
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Post by Acheaopterix Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:45 pm

You going to power lights to shine on the solar panels? How bput just power the helicopter like that?
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Post by Ninja frog Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:40 am

orrrr you could do this on a larger scale

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Post by NAT Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:30 pm

Ninja frog wrote:orrrr you could do this on a larger scale

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Post by Acheaopterix Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:45 pm

Cant see the pic can you link it?
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