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Post by Wacky Tube Man Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:41 am

First topic message reminder :

Ok bear with me. Ok so the point is to pretend you have kid(s). the person before you says what they did and you have to say their punishment. Then give another thing they did afteer that

Ex: Commentor 1- They peed on a building in NYC

Commentor 2- I would smack him so hard his eyeballs would pop out like in a cartoon.
They smashed an urn?

Get it?

What would you do if your kid killed your cat/dog?
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Post by Acheaopterix Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:26 pm

Omg I am a girl wrote:Give him his first,and last lesson.

thats brilliant!

and wacky, i kick them and tell them to get a real life
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Post by Wacky Tube Man Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:06 pm

Ok I will set myself up here since ache forgot to:
Ur kid peed in ur mouth when u fell asleep


Pee in his mouth when he's asleep

Ur kid said he didn't like Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flaling Tube Man! *gasp!!*
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Post by undercover_walrus Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:09 pm

Slit his throat with a razor blade.

Your kid said they dont like Undercover Walrus!! *gasp!!*

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Post by George Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:13 pm

send him to the south pole

your kid loves seals more than walruses
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Post by Wacky Tube Man Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:16 pm

Make him live at the zoo

Ur kid doesn't wear socks
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Post by undercover_walrus Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:18 pm

Make himwear gloves on his feet.

We all suddenly realize we are hortible parents

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Post by Wacky Tube Man Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:21 pm

Get over it

Ur kid got caught with marijuana
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Post by undercover_walrus Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:30 pm

Smoke it with him jkjkjk SMOKING IS BAD KIDDIES

ur son barfed on ur shoE

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Post by Soylent Blue Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:33 pm

I would barf in his mouth(we're penguins in this scenario)

Your kid talks back to you
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Post by undercover_walrus Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:35 pm

SLit his throat again.
No this is nt extreme.

Your kid made a death threat to his sister. And carried it out. Wih a woodsaw and rusty nail.

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Post by Soylent Blue Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:37 pm

Cool!... I mean..umm, I'd ground him

Your kid comes home wasted
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Post by undercover_walrus Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:40 pm

Lynch him.

Your wife. Popped car tire. Charger cord.




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Post by Acheaopterix Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:24 pm

what?
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Post by beanbag Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:30 pm

Undercover Walrus wrote:Lynch him.

Your wife. Popper car tire. Charger cord.


Whaaaa....?
Your wife poppeD HER car tire WITH HER charger cord???
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Post by undercover_walrus Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:34 pm

no your son killed your wife with a popped tire and a charger cord

we gotta get this goin again

your kid ate his friend, jimmy.

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Post by Ninja frog Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:43 am

Tell his to spit him out don't know where a hill jimmy been
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Post by Balahs Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:45 am

uhhhhh, since people are breaking the chain......
youre kid has been having satanic cult meetings in your basement!
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Post by Acheaopterix Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:57 pm

join

your kid shot a cat
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Post by BMTH Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:31 pm

Take him cat hunting to feed the family

What If your son wanted a s ex change?
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Post by Ninja frog Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:24 pm

tell him no its reality get used to it

your son did "it" with your 50 year old nebor
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Post by Wacky Tube Man Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:24 pm

I would let my spouse deal with that one....
Ur kid roofed u
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Post by Acheaopterix Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:44 pm

T-bag them

your kid pooped on the sofer
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Post by Ninja frog Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:49 pm

take a dump in their bed

your kid bit her teacher
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Post by Acheaopterix Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:50 pm

turn a blind eye to the teachers actions

your kid shot and killed you
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Post by Ninja frog Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:54 pm

i would haunt them untill they repented

your kid ran away
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