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Kids Game
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Kids Game
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Ok bear with me. Ok so the point is to pretend you have kid(s). the person before you says what they did and you have to say their punishment. Then give another thing they did afteer that
Ex: Commentor 1- They peed on a building in NYC
Commentor 2- I would smack him so hard his eyeballs would pop out like in a cartoon.
They smashed an urn?
Get it?
What would you do if your kid killed your cat/dog?
Ok bear with me. Ok so the point is to pretend you have kid(s). the person before you says what they did and you have to say their punishment. Then give another thing they did afteer that
Ex: Commentor 1- They peed on a building in NYC
Commentor 2- I would smack him so hard his eyeballs would pop out like in a cartoon.
They smashed an urn?
Get it?
What would you do if your kid killed your cat/dog?
Wacky Tube Man- The Elite Story Teller
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Re: Kids Game
Omg I am a girl wrote:Give him his first,and last lesson.
thats brilliant!
and wacky, i kick them and tell them to get a real life
Acheaopterix- Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds
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Re: Kids Game
Ok I will set myself up here since ache forgot to:
Ur kid peed in ur mouth when u fell asleep
Pee in his mouth when he's asleep
Ur kid said he didn't like Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flaling Tube Man! *gasp!!*
Ur kid peed in ur mouth when u fell asleep
Pee in his mouth when he's asleep
Ur kid said he didn't like Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flaling Tube Man! *gasp!!*
Wacky Tube Man- The Elite Story Teller
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Re: Kids Game
Slit his throat with a razor blade.
Your kid said they dont like Undercover Walrus!! *gasp!!*
Your kid said they dont like Undercover Walrus!! *gasp!!*
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Re: Kids Game
send him to the south pole
your kid loves seals more than walruses
your kid loves seals more than walruses
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Re: Kids Game
Make him live at the zoo
Ur kid doesn't wear socks
Ur kid doesn't wear socks
Wacky Tube Man- The Elite Story Teller
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Re: Kids Game
Make himwear gloves on his feet.
We all suddenly realize we are hortible parents
We all suddenly realize we are hortible parents
undercover_walrus- I dunno LOL ¯\(°_o)/¯
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Re: Kids Game
Get over it
Ur kid got caught with marijuana
Ur kid got caught with marijuana
Wacky Tube Man- The Elite Story Teller
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Re: Kids Game
Smoke it with him jkjkjk SMOKING IS BAD KIDDIES
ur son barfed on ur shoE
ur son barfed on ur shoE
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Re: Kids Game
I would barf in his mouth(we're penguins in this scenario)
Your kid talks back to you
Your kid talks back to you
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Re: Kids Game
SLit his throat again.
No this is nt extreme.
Your kid made a death threat to his sister. And carried it out. Wih a woodsaw and rusty nail.
No this is nt extreme.
Your kid made a death threat to his sister. And carried it out. Wih a woodsaw and rusty nail.
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Re: Kids Game
Cool!... I mean..umm, I'd ground him
Your kid comes home wasted
Your kid comes home wasted
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Re: Kids Game
Lynch him.
Your wife. Popped car tire. Charger cord.
Your wife. Popped car tire. Charger cord.
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Re: Kids Game
what?
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Re: Kids Game
Whaaaa....?Undercover Walrus wrote:Lynch him.
Your wife. Popper car tire. Charger cord.
Your wife poppeD HER car tire WITH HER charger cord???
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Re: Kids Game
no your son killed your wife with a popped tire and a charger cord
we gotta get this goin again
your kid ate his friend, jimmy.
we gotta get this goin again
your kid ate his friend, jimmy.
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Re: Kids Game
Tell his to spit him out don't know where a hill jimmy been
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Re: Kids Game
uhhhhh, since people are breaking the chain......
youre kid has been having satanic cult meetings in your basement!
youre kid has been having satanic cult meetings in your basement!
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join
your kid shot a cat
your kid shot a cat
Acheaopterix- Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds
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Re: Kids Game
tell him no its reality get used to it
your son did "it" with your 50 year old nebor
your son did "it" with your 50 year old nebor
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Re: Kids Game
I would let my spouse deal with that one....
Ur kid roofed u
Ur kid roofed u
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Re: Kids Game
T-bag them
your kid pooped on the sofer
your kid pooped on the sofer
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Re: Kids Game
take a dump in their bed
your kid bit her teacher
your kid bit her teacher
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Re: Kids Game
turn a blind eye to the teachers actions
your kid shot and killed you
your kid shot and killed you
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Re: Kids Game
i would haunt them untill they repented
your kid ran away
your kid ran away
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