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Time to Kill. chapter 2
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Time to Kill. chapter 2
Laund checked his Casio calculator watch, he had 2 minutes to spare. He jogged to to back entrance of the Target where he worked as a stock boy. He slide his employee card through the electronic scanner, just when he heard the obnoxiously high voice of his coworker, Janet.
"Cuttin' it a little close don't you think Lund?"
She never got his name right either.
"Oh, hey Janet. Is Edgar in yet?" he asked?
Edgar was the manager, and probably the biggest donkey in Washington state.
"No, he hasn't scheduled himself to work opening in 3 years. Why would he start now?" she complained.
That meant Janet was in charge, being the assistant manager. Which might be worse then if Edgar was in. At least he left you to your work.
Laund faked a small chuckle and asked: "Well, ill be stocking the Christmas stuff today?"
"No, I already got Paul signed up for that this morning. You're on hygiene and then alcohol, you know I can't trust Paul there."
"Oh joy", thought Laund "stacking tampons all morning"
"Alright, sounds good."
He set off to the storage area of the store and pick up a cart along the way. Then started about his monotonous task. It was mind numbing, the store wasn't even open yet so there was no eye-candy walking around, not that he was a ladies' man, but he liked to look.
By the time he was done with that isle it was noon. Almost lunch but he wanted to get started on his other isle beforehand. He had to go to the locked room in order to get to the booze. He notice that the store was starting to fill up, surprising for a Friday morning.
He got to the back room and pushed open large double doors and walked to the lock room. As he reached the door he pulled out his keys, he kept them on one of those little clips that had a retractable string on it. Then he heard the double doors behind him slap open and closed. He assumed it was Paul because he was the only other stock boy in right now, and no one else went to the store rooms.
"How's the Christmas stuff?" he asked without turning around. Then pulled open the door. Almost as soon as he had got the door open he got pushed, hard, out of the doorway.
He collapsed on to the ground and looked put just in time to see a scrawny guy with a beard grabbing a case of expensive liquor and turn to look at time. He had his hood up but Laund could see his mouth, it was twisted into a vile sneer. Then he started out the door and into the store.
Laund panicked at this point, this random guy just shoved him and was about to some booze, that he would probably have to pay for! He grabbed his little walkie talkie that they always issue. He didn't remember the Darn code! They have a code for everything that you were sappost to memorize, naturally he didn't.
So, he just pushed the button and yelled into the walkie talkie: "Someone's running through store! He just took a case of liquor!"
"You mean a code yellow?" answered Janet a few seconds later.
"Yes! Just stop the Child of an unmarried couple!" screamed Laund.
~Hey alright, i thought i'd continue this story being bored and all. This chapter isn't done, but im tired as hell.~
"Cuttin' it a little close don't you think Lund?"
She never got his name right either.
"Oh, hey Janet. Is Edgar in yet?" he asked?
Edgar was the manager, and probably the biggest donkey in Washington state.
"No, he hasn't scheduled himself to work opening in 3 years. Why would he start now?" she complained.
That meant Janet was in charge, being the assistant manager. Which might be worse then if Edgar was in. At least he left you to your work.
Laund faked a small chuckle and asked: "Well, ill be stocking the Christmas stuff today?"
"No, I already got Paul signed up for that this morning. You're on hygiene and then alcohol, you know I can't trust Paul there."
"Oh joy", thought Laund "stacking tampons all morning"
"Alright, sounds good."
He set off to the storage area of the store and pick up a cart along the way. Then started about his monotonous task. It was mind numbing, the store wasn't even open yet so there was no eye-candy walking around, not that he was a ladies' man, but he liked to look.
By the time he was done with that isle it was noon. Almost lunch but he wanted to get started on his other isle beforehand. He had to go to the locked room in order to get to the booze. He notice that the store was starting to fill up, surprising for a Friday morning.
He got to the back room and pushed open large double doors and walked to the lock room. As he reached the door he pulled out his keys, he kept them on one of those little clips that had a retractable string on it. Then he heard the double doors behind him slap open and closed. He assumed it was Paul because he was the only other stock boy in right now, and no one else went to the store rooms.
"How's the Christmas stuff?" he asked without turning around. Then pulled open the door. Almost as soon as he had got the door open he got pushed, hard, out of the doorway.
He collapsed on to the ground and looked put just in time to see a scrawny guy with a beard grabbing a case of expensive liquor and turn to look at time. He had his hood up but Laund could see his mouth, it was twisted into a vile sneer. Then he started out the door and into the store.
Laund panicked at this point, this random guy just shoved him and was about to some booze, that he would probably have to pay for! He grabbed his little walkie talkie that they always issue. He didn't remember the Darn code! They have a code for everything that you were sappost to memorize, naturally he didn't.
So, he just pushed the button and yelled into the walkie talkie: "Someone's running through store! He just took a case of liquor!"
"You mean a code yellow?" answered Janet a few seconds later.
"Yes! Just stop the Child of an unmarried couple!" screamed Laund.
~Hey alright, i thought i'd continue this story being bored and all. This chapter isn't done, but im tired as hell.~
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Re: Time to Kill. chapter 2
Haha! It took my a while to understand the last sentence! ;D
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god Darn censorship!
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hey would u mind if i started a story?
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I used to have a blog where i wrote stories. this is really good. i either want to b an engineer or write a book. im working on a book right now.+
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Haha. Well despite the fact that its a FUNNY forum, i look forward to your writings! You can stick to your mystery literature and I will stick to my humor literature! I will post my next story at around 8pm today. Spoiler: its about MEn
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Re: Time to Kill. chapter 2
Wacky Tube Man wrote:Haha. Well despite the fact that its a FUNNY forum, i look forward to your writings! You can stick to your mystery literature and I will stick to my humor literature! I will post my next story at around 8pm today. Spoiler: its about MEn
I'm looking forward to seeing that.
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Haha! Next week im writing about sock.
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AAAAAAAH! Your the bestest person on the app and in the world and AAAAAAH! I'm happy! !!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks, lolWacky Tube Man wrote:Haha! Next week im writing about sock.
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*cough* and the week after that?
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