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Post by Soylent Blue on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:00 pm

So if anyone is struggling with something in real life they can just ask a question here and someone will answer it. We don't need questions about the forum here though, that already in the "Help" department.

I'll give some examples:

Ex: What is college like?

Ex: How do I become a better singer?

Ex: Does she like me?

Ex: How to dance at a party?

Ex: How should I study?

Ex: What does it feel like?

I don't need these answered, they are just examples.

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Re: General Real Life Questions

Post by The Fan on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:04 pm

define "it".
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Post by Soylent Blue on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:05 pm

Stubbing your toe, licking an orange and sneezing all at the same time with your hands tied behind your back.

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Post by Wacky Tube Man on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:07 pm

Ive got a question....lets say I wanna be something ridiculous, like a baker or artist or something else like that, Will it actually work out for me?
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Post by The Fan on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:09 pm

Soylent Blue wrote:Stubbing your toe, licking an orange and sneezing all at the same time with your hands tied behind your back.


Well, stubbing your toe hurts like a mother fucker. Oranges are sour. Also, i heard that a sneeze is 1/3 of an orgasm. And well, hands tied behind your back, thats just kinky. I would say that that would feel much like a female having sexual intercourse.
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Post by Soylent Blue on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:16 pm

Depends on how far your willing to get into it.
Step 1- find your passion

Step 2- research it, find the necessary things that you must to become whatever you want to be.

Step 3- Commit yourself to it.

Step 4- Go for it.


This is just an idea for the forum by the way. Everyone would answer the questions not just me. I might not be the smartest one here. "Might"

Oh and Fan, thanks! You learn something new every day.
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Post by Wacky Tube Man on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:22 pm

Sorry about the stupid question. It's just I'm going into college soon and... Yeah
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Post by Omg I am a girl on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:23 pm

Waky being an artist or a baker is not rediculous,Like I want to be an artist.

[extention of helpful list]
step 1.5, realize weather you are talented or not.

That was really blunt. Sorry.

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Re: General Real Life Questions

Post by Soylent Blue on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:25 pm

There are no stupid questions. And of course, this is a great time to be curious about your passion.


The only stupid question: "Did she died?"

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Re: General Real Life Questions

Post by beanbag on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:27 pm

I've been told I look like Matt Damon.
What do you think?
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Post by Omg I am a girl on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:29 pm

-_- ^

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Post by Wacky Tube Man on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:32 pm

Tbh, I wanna be a baker but no homo!
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Post by Omg I am a girl on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:34 pm

Your sentence is confusing me!

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Post by The Fan on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:35 pm

Wacky Tube Man wrote:Tbh, I wanna be a baker but no homo!

Like an erotic baker?
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Post by TheMissingSock on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:36 pm

I like to bake...I just suck at it, lol. Anybody care for burnt brownie?

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Post by Wacky Tube Man on Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:29 pm

No not erotic. Just delicious!
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Post by beanbag on Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:32 pm

Omg I am a girl wrote:-_- ^


0_o ?^
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Post by Soylent Blue on Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:41 pm

Do people like this suggestion Question


Or was it a bad idea? Sad

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Post by Wacky Tube Man on Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:19 pm

I like it but idt ppl are willing to ask ordinal questions to complete strangers....
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Post by Soylent Blue on Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:41 pm

Fair enough Sad.

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Post by Wacky Tube Man on Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:46 pm

I wouldn't give up yet though
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Post by beanbag on Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:48 pm

I think the idea has potential.

I asked a question...
But all I got was a face.
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Post by Wacky Tube Man on Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:49 pm

What was your question?
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Post by beanbag on Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:50 pm

It was earlier.......
I could tell you, but now I feel that it Is an inferior question now...
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Post by Wacky Tube Man on Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:52 pm

No tell us now so we can help answer it! I got my question answered so now its ur turn!
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