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Post by mortified_penguin Tue May 03, 2011 7:15 pm

A poem I wrote for my combined lit/history/theology/philosophy class. It's pretty much my idea of a prayer to Satan.







When I awake the sleeping giant,

When I stare down the world, defiant,

When I unleash the lethal beast,

When I unveil the poisoned feast,

When I release the hidden fire,

When I collapse the castle spire,

When I destroy the depths of dreams,

When I find out what dying means,

When I discover worthless gain,

When pestilence will fall like rain,

When once again the world will die,

When with our sorrows, God will cry,

When leaders join the black parade,

When Satan leads the Lord’s crusade,

When thirst is quenched with cutting ice,

When golden death shall man entice,

When twice and once ourselves have warned,

When twice and once ourselves have mourned,

When sacred death brings sweet relief,

When shattered souls bring no more grief,

When slumber comes like crashing waves,

When kings are no more strong than slaves,

When avarice shall men control,

When you say farewell to your soul,

When all these things have come to pass,

All my work is done at last.


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Post by undercover_walrus Tue May 03, 2011 7:21 pm

Pretty good. Pretty dark.


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Post by Mouse Tue May 03, 2011 7:59 pm

Wow, that's really good, mp.Cool
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Post by TheMissingSock Tue May 03, 2011 9:34 pm

Dude, that was like...amazing. I feel a bit that if the devil exsists, a tiny piece of my heart may have a little to pray for through this to the devil from a couple lines Sad This poem is actually making me think hard about religion. Makes me feel sad and lonely. I don't know why, usually poems don't speak to me much, but this actually made my mood change drastically. I don't know why...
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Post by Soylent Blue Tue May 03, 2011 9:41 pm

Twisted, deep, inspiring, cautious, menacing.... other adjective. This is a damn well written poem.
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Post by George Tue May 03, 2011 10:26 pm

noice.. i hope i never have to write something that good..
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Post by Balahs Wed May 04, 2011 4:50 pm

good. great. whatever.
Question: how long did it take you?
I actually read the entire thing. i like it a lot.
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Post by mortified_penguin Wed May 04, 2011 9:15 pm

How long? Ten minutes maybe.
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Post by d013-< Wed May 04, 2011 9:18 pm

why would you write a prayer to satan? not religious just kinda confused.
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Post by mortified_penguin Wed May 04, 2011 9:32 pm

I didn't write it to Satan, it's just an idea of what one to him would look like.
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Post by d013-< Wed May 04, 2011 9:34 pm

Did you model it after the Greeks prayer to Hades and the centennial parties they held for him?
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Post by mortified_penguin Wed May 04, 2011 11:00 pm

Um, no.
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Post by Blackandwhitekitty Thu May 05, 2011 5:29 pm

wow thats really good.
Hmmmmmmmmm
you should try to get it published or something!

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Post by dayman82 Sat May 07, 2011 9:12 pm

cool
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Post by Haxorus Fri May 13, 2011 7:06 pm

This is scary.
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Post by beanbag Sat May 14, 2011 8:30 pm

ahah, i actually read it. thats pretty good.
i think it fits my view of satan well.
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Post by xedenxbnrx Fri May 20, 2011 7:11 am

I'm saving this. Not for plagiarism, but for the memories Very Happy

Really great; love it.
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Post by undercover_walrus Fri May 20, 2011 6:45 pm

Please dont bump topics.. Are you kidding me?

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Post by George Fri May 20, 2011 10:45 pm

its only 6 days, i dont believe thats bumped..
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Post by undercover_walrus Fri May 20, 2011 10:49 pm

Shhhhhhhh..

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Post by George Fri May 20, 2011 11:34 pm

Are you kidding me?
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