High Idea 6-26-11

Are you tired of your friends/family having sexual intercourse? Introducing the Cockblocker 9000. One is made for any gender. Simply staple it to your targets thigh, male or female, it doesn't matter, and when ever they are aroused, the Cockblocker 9000 will emit electric waves through the body to make your target blurt something from it's program. It is programed with over 9000 cockblocktastic phrases! Here are some examples:


For females:

"Please stop i'm way too young."

"Smallest thing iv'e ever seen!"

"I have an STD, it's called a penis."

"Want to see a picture of me before the 20 liposuctions?"

"Can I... cut it?"


For males:

"I'm ready. Iv'e had lots of practice with your father."

"How much will you pay me after?"

"Ehhh. I'd rather play paddleball."

"I miss my mommy."

"I'll try not to scream like a girl like I did last time."


Lets help our nation and decrease the population.

Omg this is so frikken funny XD inapropriate but this made my day and it's just 7 in the morning! Ilu soy

My friend cock blocked me yesterday. I literally made this face:

I would put this in my stock to automatically buy some amount every week so I can use this on any idiot I find.Like this.

I don't get how some people think that idiots shouldn't breed, I mean, they make life so much funnier XD

Lol that isea is funny