IAmA Redneck Homeschooling Computer Nerd. AMA

You knew it was coming.

FAQ:
Are you a penguin?
No

Wtf is up with your name then?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Splinter_Cell_characters#Norman_Washington_Soth

How long have you homeschooled?
All my life.

I thought you said you weren't homeschooled?
I go to a school for homeschooling kids, to teach the more advanced classes, such as pre-calc and trigonomotry. However, I take all my classes there. So I'm not sure if I'm homeschooled or not.

Did you really make this website?
No.

Who did?
I lied, I did.

Do you have any other websites? Like real HTML ones?
Yes.

Can I have the url?
No

Why not?
Cause I said so.

Are you a Christian?
Yes.

Are you one of those dumb as crap Christians who thinks every answer is "Cause God said so"?
No.

Are you actually a redneck?
By your standards, yes. By Georgia standards, no.

AMA

are your parents christian, are they why you are a christian or did you just discover it?

By my standards I don't consider you a redneck. cougharkansascough
Not a question but I felt it needed to be shared.

If you were a penguin, how different would you be from a Piplup?

Are there a lot of raceists in Georga?

Do you live in a swamp?

Wat can u do with computers?

Favorite soylent?

If i told you that your HTML code had been sleeping with your router software code how shocked would you be, on an unrelated note, i shagged your network adapter

mortified_penguin wrote:Do you have any other websites? Like real HTML ones?
Yes.

Can I have the url?
No

Links or didn't happen.

Goulash wrote:are your parents christian, are they why you are a christian or did you just discover it?

My family is Christian.

Nyanquaza wrote:If you were a penguin, how different would you be from a Piplup?

13%

Bring me the Horizon wrote:Are there a lot of raceists in Georga?

Do you live in a swamp?

Not racist. You're thinking of Mississippi

Nowhere near a swamp. There is one on the way to the grocery store though. You have to paddle a tree raft with your car on it.

Socky wrote:Wat can u do with computers?

I know HTML, so I can design websites. I've dabbled in iPhone development and java coding, but neither amounted to anything. Basically I can google really well.

Soylent Blue wrote:Favorite soylent?

Brown

Acheaopterix wrote:If i told you that your HTML code had been sleeping with your router software code how shocked would you be, on an unrelated note, i shagged your network adapter

Not at all. They've been inseparable.

What's one thing you feel passionate about?

Bring me the Horizon wrote:

mortified_penguin wrote:Do you have any other websites? Like real HTML ones?
Yes.

Can I have the url?
No

Links or didn't happen.

Can't ignore this.

Do u honestly give a shit about me or anybody else on here

^ ?

Soylent Blue wrote:What's one thing you feel passionate about?

One thing? Hmmmmmmmmm...........

Helping people probably. I know that sounds like a cheeseass answer, but it's the basis of my beliefs, and right now, my religion is doing a really bad job of it.

Wildcat Nation wrote:Do u honestly give a shit about me or anybody else on here

No, I built and maintained a forum for nearly a year and I don't give a shit about a single damn person on it.

U told me u cared about me sir Or r u sarcasming?

Socky wrote:U told me u cared about me sir Or r u sarcasming?

He didn't use his sarcasico font

Bring me the Horizon wrote:

Socky wrote:U told me u cared about me sir Or r u sarcasming?

He didn't use his sarcasico font

Wait, the font has already been invented!?! Why didn't I get the memo?

Wildcat Nation wrote:Do u honestly give a shit about me or anybody else on here

I myself give a shit about everyone. And why do you have to be such a downer?

Soylent Blue wrote:

Wildcat Nation wrote:Do u honestly give a shit about me or anybody else on here

I myself give a shit about everyone. And why do you have to be such a downer?

^ THIS