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Minecraft 1.8
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Minecraft 1.8
COMES OUT TODAY!
If you don't know what Minecraft is or if you don't play it, you probably don't want to keep reading. It won't interest you very well.
So, just for sh*ts and giggles:
SO WAIT! What does Minecraft 1.8 mean?!!
I'll tell you! (Not everything, but I'll tell you what sounds interesting)
-Leaf blocks won't decay if placed by a player!
-Clouds won't float through buildings!
-Passive mobs (cow sheep pig chicken) will flee from you if you hit them!
-9 new crafting recipes!
-Creative mode, where you can build anything with unlimited blocks!
-3 new mobs! Endermen, Silverfish, and Blue Spiders!
-Zombies drop rotten flesh instead of feathers!
-NPC villages!
-Underground ravines!
-Strongholds!
-Abandoned mines!
-7 new biomes!
-New combat mechanics!
-Hitting forward twice quickly allows you to sprint!
-A food meter, that tells you your hunger!
-5 new food items!
-New achievements!
-Bow can charge for greater strength and distance!
-Warmer light textures!
-New menu look!
-Mod support!
AND MORE!
Want to know EVERY difference?!!
HERE: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Upcoming_features
I don't know about you guys, but I'm freaking the f*ck out over this.
I WANT IT NOW!
I literally check Minecraft every 20-30 minutes hoping to see "MINECRAFT 1.8!!".
Once I see Minecraft 1.8 in the game launcher, I think I'm going to sh*t my pants so hard I'm going to rocket out of my chair and through my roof.
If it doesn't come out today, I'm going to send so much f*cking hate mail to Mojang for lying to everyone.
If you don't know what Minecraft is or if you don't play it, you probably don't want to keep reading. It won't interest you very well.
So, just for sh*ts and giggles:
- Spoiler:
SO WAIT! What does Minecraft 1.8 mean?!!
I'll tell you! (Not everything, but I'll tell you what sounds interesting)
-Leaf blocks won't decay if placed by a player!
-Clouds won't float through buildings!
-Passive mobs (cow sheep pig chicken) will flee from you if you hit them!
-9 new crafting recipes!
-Creative mode, where you can build anything with unlimited blocks!
-3 new mobs! Endermen, Silverfish, and Blue Spiders!
-Zombies drop rotten flesh instead of feathers!
-NPC villages!
-Underground ravines!
-Strongholds!
-Abandoned mines!
-7 new biomes!
-New combat mechanics!
-Hitting forward twice quickly allows you to sprint!
-A food meter, that tells you your hunger!
-5 new food items!
-New achievements!
-Bow can charge for greater strength and distance!
-Warmer light textures!
-New menu look!
-Mod support!
AND MORE!
Want to know EVERY difference?!!
HERE: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Upcoming_features
I don't know about you guys, but I'm freaking the f*ck out over this.
I WANT IT NOW!
I literally check Minecraft every 20-30 minutes hoping to see "MINECRAFT 1.8!!".
Once I see Minecraft 1.8 in the game launcher, I think I'm going to sh*t my pants so hard I'm going to rocket out of my chair and through my roof.
If it doesn't come out today, I'm going to send so much f*cking hate mail to Mojang for lying to everyone.
TheOrangeDart- The Mr. Troll
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Re: Minecraft 1.8
I sh*t you not...
As I typed that all out...
THEY CHANGED
THE F*CKING
RELEASE DATE
TO THE 12TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhhh I'm going to send hate mail and troll the hell out of the Minecraft forums for that...
As I typed that all out...
THEY CHANGED
THE F*CKING
RELEASE DATE
TO THE 12TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhhh I'm going to send hate mail and troll the hell out of the Minecraft forums for that...
TheOrangeDart- The Mr. Troll
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Re: Minecraft 1.8
I shat my pants just from reading what the new version was going to add... And I don't even play Minecraft...
And yeah Dart, I wouldn't be surprised if they added a few more days into the update because, if you haven't noticed... IT'S PRETTY FREAKIN HUGE!
(P.S: I like how this was posted in the pictures section.)
And yeah Dart, I wouldn't be surprised if they added a few more days into the update because, if you haven't noticed... IT'S PRETTY FREAKIN HUGE!
(P.S: I like how this was posted in the pictures section.)
Last edited by NAT on Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:48 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Notice)
Re: Minecraft 1.8
Damn it you're right!
I swear I posted in the video games section...
Can someone please move this?
I swear I posted in the video games section...
Can someone please move this?
TheOrangeDart- The Mr. Troll
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Age : 31
Location : Idaho
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