Time to Kill.

Laund woke up, as he always did, at the strike of 5:30am. Even when he didn't have anything to do he woke up right at 5:30, he had no idea why, he just did. He rubbed the sleep out of his eyes and stretched. He sighed deeply and swung his legs off the side of the bed and slowly stood up. As he walked to the tiny kitchenette of his small Seattle apartment he bent down and gave his orange tabby, Boots, a quick rub. He made his way to his unbelievable old GM (thats right, it was so old General Motors made it.) freezer, and pulled out his favorite breakfast, two cherry toaster strudels, (the kind you put your own frosting on.) and put them in the toaster and pulled down the bar.

Laund Wezer is a 22 year old bachelor that resides in the Emerald City, Seattle. He recently dropped out of medical school where he studied to be a medical examiner, the weird guy that spends all day in a hospital morgue figuring out what happened to dead guys. He dropped out with about a quarter of classes to go. His mother had taken ill, and he had to take care of her. She had died 2 months ago. He missed her dearly, but when your around death as much as a medical examiner student, you get used to it.

As he stared blankly of his third story window, his novelty rotatory phone rang. He was surprised my this, and jumped slightly, he never got calls and it was too early to be a telemarketer. He picked up.

"Hello?" he answered in a groggy voice.

"Hey! Laud bro! It's Ted!" responded the caller.

Ted was also a medical student, and they had some biology and anatomy classes together. He didn't know the guy very well but they'd studied for some finals together. He always got Laund's name wrong.

"What can I do for you Ted?" asked Laund

"Well, listen bud. A friend if mine is having a get-together tonight and i'm helpin him out. He's not what you would call a social kind of guy" said Ted

Laund didn't want to go, he wasn't exactly a social kind of guy either.

"Ehhh i don't know, im kinda busy tonight."

"Aww common bud, i know you're not in school anymore"

How the hell did he know that!? I mean the University of Washington wasn't a small school.

"Alright, alright! i'll see if i can make it!"

"Wooo! thanks bud! I knew you'd make it!"

Then he hung up. It wasn't long before he realized Ted never told him where the party was at! He looked down at Boots and said:

"I got a bad feeling about this, what did i get myself into?"

Boots just looked up at him with his deep jade coloured eyes. Just then the toaster popped. Which made Laund jump, (in-case you didn't notice, Laund was a nervous guy.) He crossed his tiny kitchenette and grabbed the pastries out of the slots.

He looked at his watch and panicked, he was late for work! Not that getting out of his job would be so bad...


~hey sorry, just a little something i threw together to kill time while im sittin here in bed. who knows,i might write more.~

Your a great writter! Okay, so whats gunna happen, is he like gunna get hit by a car and then go back in the past to see how his mom dies in ghost form and stuff and then he has to fight other paranormal stuff! XD Probably not, lol!

wish i had time to kill

oh theres some! die you stupid mo**erfu**er

*stabs time to death*

* holds time lovingly* YOU KILLED HIM!!!!!! WHY!?!?!?!??!

The death being a reaccuring motif with the title of the story is decently a good choice

Ehh, im not a writer,i hate writing. But i was bored and there was nothing to do. The book i was reading was getting boring and i thought,i can do better than this! i prolly didnt but what evs.

definatly i meant definatly sorry stupid auto correct

You would be a great author to be published! Dead serious! You shouldn't be writing on a funny forum! Go somewhere where you might get published!

^ aaaaaand keep us posted with ur work!

Yea. Make sure you tell us if you do get published!

ol yep!!! wacky go to the chatrrrrroooooooommmmm

Ok go on the chat room! I'm waiting for you!!

Uuu! I wanna guess what happens. He gos to work, comes home to find Ted or whatever his name is in his kitchen. Ted says he's come to pick him up. Ted then takes a crow bar that he'd been holding behind his back and hits whatever the main characters name is on the head. Main character is unconsiouse and Ted ties him up and takes him somewhere where theres a pond. Ted takes a rental boat out into the lake ties a rock to the main character and throus him in. But the main character wakes up right as his head sinks below the suface of the water and he gose all James bond escapes, swims to shore, hits Ted unconscious. Then he buys Ted a plain ticket to Africa, which leeves coincidentally in 1 hour, he places Ted on the plain and leaves, forever a changed man.
Or he gets the derections to wherever the party's at, and ends up having a "the Hangover" moment...
But I'm probly wrong.

@omg girl- I know this great therapist.....

I'm slightly insulted, but dont worry I don't need help, I'm just one of those people that uses their imagination to an exesive extent...on second thought what's her number? Lol jk ;D

That really good for something you wrote when your bored.

hey i was bored for a while and found the meaning of life!

then i got distracted and forget what it was....