Kids Game

Ok bear with me. Ok so the point is to pretend you have kid(s). the person before you says what they did and you have to say their punishment. Then give another thing they did afteer that

Ex: Commentor 1- They peed on a building in NYC

Commentor 2- I would smack him so hard his eyeballs would pop out like in a cartoon.
They smashed an urn?

Get it?

What would you do if your kid killed your cat/dog?

I would force them to go on a date with lady gaga
Your kid blew up the moon!

I would send them to outerspace.

Your kid punched a cute puppy.

I would put him in a lion cage

They got maple syrup and chocolate syrup and put in all around the house so they could slide around

Foe them to lick the hous clean

They took you precious childhood memories and set them aflame

take the prscious children and set them aflame

they broke your favorite vase

I brake thare favorite arm... I'm an abusive parent

They wasted their college tuition for buying stuff from amazon.

I'd send them to survive in the rainforest.


stole a multimillion dollar racing horse.

Make them return it... Nude... That would teach them! Haha jkjk that would be wierd

Traveled to middle earth without inviting you, then rubbing it in your face. Then discovering the existence of unicorns.. Then having a party killing a unicorn a stuffing his body with candy and using it as a piñata and setting your house on fire.

I would make them hike Candy mountain with 100 lb backpacks.



your 9 yr old son inappropriately touched another little girl.

I would make him write an apology letter to the girl, ground him until he was 60 then I would photocopy all of his baby pics, and pay somone to tack them all over his school
I would be such a mean parent.

Your 16 year old daughter did it on your bed.

oh hell naw!
She's dead meat.
I'd make her buy new bedsheets, make me a sandwich, i'd kill the guy she did it with, and lock her up in a tower till her blonde hair grows so long she escapes.

Your kids teamed up against a mall cop, embarrasing him
And hurt him. And called him a pansy, sissy pants.

Do the same thing to them but Wuhan group of child molesters and they have to be butt naked

Your daughter "ran away" from home to be with her rocker boyfriend

O what was that she ran away? Thank goodnes I planted a tracker devise in her molar! Now let me just get my shot gun and I'm off to hunt some kids!

Your teenage son mooned the principal of his elite private school for funny pics and people. You are the founder, and princilple of the school, just to make it more entertaining.

Mooned? I think you mean presented for spanking in front of the entire school while being fillmed for a live tv show

Your 14 year old twin kids( one guy one girl) stole your computer and broke it with the aid of A sledgehammer

I would bake lots of yummy sweets and not share any with them!
Your kid punched a leperchan!

Force hum to tell me where they live before puffing him and asking how he felt

Your kid pees on your dinner and gives it to you

Starve them.


Your kid signs into your work email, emails all of your coworkers and clients, pictures of animals "getting it on".

go on their school email and email everyone pics of them potty trainnig

your kid(s) started a bonfire in your neighbors garden

I would go over to them and offer up some s'mores, if I didnt like my neighbor.
If I did, give all their toys to the homeless

Your kid to a baseball bat and broke down your front door.

i take the baseball bat and break down their skull

your kid shot someone

Put him in a cage that's locked to the floor, and put a buffet 4 feet away.

Your gets pissed drunk and throughs a party in your house that destroys the majority of your furniture.

destroy the majority of his/her bones

they weren't watching the dog and it ran away

Put them
On leashes then take them on a walk.

Your kid threw a potato at an elderly woman.