What would you do if game....

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Okay, so here are the rules.
Somebody says a stituation and you tell what you would do if you were in that situation!
Example:
"What would you do if a little boy was stalking you?"
"I would call his parents.
What would you do if I ate your sammich?"
"I would make a new one!
What would you do if you...."
And so on...
I came up with the game idea from the game where you punish your kid and stuff so...I give 50% credit to Wacky for coming up with the game that made this game come in my mind and yeah!

I would ask someone else to clobber you with a pineapple.

What if you are framed for murder?

i would get out of the picture

what if you.. died? O_O

I would be dead.

What if no onel liked you anymore?

i dont need to worry about that.. thats what my army of trolls are for







what if you didnt have a face

I would steal yours and destroy it.

What if you troll army left you?

theyre my trolls, thats not a possibility.

what if you found an emoti with a clown face

I would force all your trolls to clobber you with pineapples.

What they obeyed me?

they wouldnt, they are sexist.

what if you ran so hard you died

I would stop running before.

What if you your trolls died?

they wouldnt.

WHAT IF YOU COULDNT COME UP WITH A REASONABLE ANSWER???????

I would color on your face with a sharpie.

What if the markings wouldn't come off?

I would use it to scare your grandma
What if you were the new Jesus?

I hate to do this but...