The ones from lonestars

by **Soylent Blue** Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:34 pm

These are the high ideas that I have made already in wilds clan:

My teeth grit together every time I see a hot actress, maybe I need to eat an apple to relieve some of that "tention".

So Yesterday I was eating a cherry tomato and I realized, there are maraschino cherries. What if there were maraschino cherry tomatoes? I would put them on ice cream mmmmmm.

If everyone was blind, there would be no racists. That is why one day I will gouge out my own eyes as a symbol. The blades I have now are much too dull. If you are not a racist, I suggest you do the same.

Today I ate Muncho potato chips. The salt felt like little golden pebbles running down my throat. What if we actually combined gold with potato chips? It would turn out tasting a little rich, wouldn't it?

There is some monster behind me that has a tail, the face of a dummy and the body of a demon. It is always behind me which means that everyone can see it but me. All of you know about it too, your just keeping it a secret.

Yesterday my dog started to talk to me. He told me that the meaning of life is death and that eventually there would be a zombie invasion in the country of Canada. Wait a minute... I don't have a dog. Wait a minute.. Canada's not a country.

I've walked to the end of a rainbow once. I was like "screw the gold, I want the leprechaun." I am now holding him captive in my cellar.

If I combine the velocity of a speed boat with the molecular fission of a rotten orange, I should in result get the porosity of a catastrophic white cloud. This should be closely related to the nucleic visionary of a inverted diamond.

Blahs made this one: Today I was playing airsoft. After getting hit from 2 feet away from my friend, my life falshed before my eyes. I realized it should be called "springhard" for me, because I have a gun that has springs. In my delirium of philosiphy, I ran into a tree.

By the way welcome to high ideas Cool