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One fine day A man named Ryan the Walkingstick Fell out of Outer space and ate some cheese while high on Sharpies that were Highly Radioactive. Which made the cheese Smell like butt and rotting bodies which caused him To have sex with a goat the next morning A claustrophobic tiger in Santa's workshop that had aids Ate an elf And jumped on a big, hairy conveyor belt, that Sped towards a volcano full of curry and chips Ryan then decided to eat cheese WITCH was full of zombie cockroaches That had enormous pizza slises atached to semi-automatic pasta machines with Terrible grammar, which ate makaroni and felt ashamed for its mistakes in the bedroom with a robot hand and a secret fetish that involves miley cyrus' underwear he stole them to pay for a pair of strap-ons that he gave to his 30 year old sister who was in a lesbian relationship with celebrity, justin bieber who wanted strap-ons to have the sister actually be satisfied despite justins lack of any skills she was dissapointed with his tiny high pitched voice that his mother had given him while she was teaching him to do things with anal beads that played music when they also vibrate when you flip over a large d!ck shaped switch that will spray milk all over the users face for maximum effect and you would lap this up untill it all seeps in for a delicious meal "milk not included" which is dissapointing "supplyed by mother" The mother will proceed to open Her mouth untill a flyin ninja Starts caressing her but suddenly she Eats a cat Then regergitates it into the mouth of educated black Guy. While this Story goes on A guy ate The annoying orange who promptly requested a table for his enormous, hairy spiderman logo and their three childeren who are unaware That pedobear is a scary, looming ,cute, cuddly teddy rifle that fired a milky white THOOT paste gum so you can TELL MICHEAL JACKSON that a child has his bubbles Somewhere in space Near mars on a small asteroid that is called Adveniat Reglum Tuum also on that was a smelly old lost sock Who was actually a transmitting device for a race raced by commenters who decided that the child needed a yummy snack so stopped to pick up twinkies that were disguised As the joker from batman and drunk micheal jackson went to his never land ranch so he could sleep in a tent with kids because he loved eating candy on almost anything but Hello kitty toast With poppuler spread that tasted like old grannys long-jhons Mixed with some dog saliva pills Three inches thick he then proceeded to stare at a picture of Justin bebers privates he then vomited And died a painful, tragic death But wait! He's still dead because He never ever Joined my(ninja frogs) religion which could have Saved his life but he made Some chicken noodle soup before he levitated up to where his pride was, next to Strawberry jelly and a chocolate cake along with a While on a person who can't Use their brain because they are mentally ill and obsessed with commenting so naturally they don't read previous Threads about posting and break all The rules about Spam and ham tastless tofu turkey and worst of All rat stew with vomit dressing And a side Of monkey fingers but his friend Mr. Noodles thought justin bieber was a dead man but turns out this story is about to end it never made the top 10 Best porn movies but it will Become the greatest in our hearts now the end.

wow it went on for a while and yes i unlocked it i dont understand why it was locked in the first place

because i saw no reason for people to post here

what if they want to comemnt on its awesomnes?

I agree with kitty.

I'm neutral to the idea, and good lord our story has the worst plot I've seen since twilight came out, although it's a thousand times better than twilight

you, sir, just won the internet.

thats just so awesome.
^i agree with mp^

I lol'd xD

Our story rocks \m/

fine comment about its absolute epicness despite havering no storyline and jumping between topics like a rabbit on fire
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jeez no need to get snippy

I wasn't being snippy just in awe of our amazing achievement