Fortunately, Unfortunately [Forum Game]

[TheOrangeDart]

First topic message reminder :

This is probably one of my favorite forum games of all time.

This is how it works:
-The first post always starts with a scenario:
"I was walking in the snow one day"

-After that comes 'fortunately' which is where something good happens to the character.
"Fortunately, I was wearing a coat."

-And after that comes 'unfortunately' which is where something bad happens to the character.
"Unfortunately, a giant potato came and ate my coat."

And it repeats it self alternating from fortunate and unfortunate events.
-Rules:
Please keep it somewhat short, I don't care how the black-hole made a gash in the space time continuum to somehow alternate the molecular structure of the potato growing it to gigantic proportions. Really, I don't.

Let's begin!
I'll let Ninja Frog start the game since he's nice enough to move this thread from General to Forum Games.
(That's assuming he sees this before someone else starts it.)

[TheOrangeDart]

Fortunately, Billy is here.

[Joe]

Unfortunately, i have no idea who Billy is.

[TheOrangeDart]

Fortunately, he knows you.

[Joe]

Unfortunately, I still have no idea.

[TheOrangeDart]

Fortunately, your too old for his tastes... ._.

[Joe]

Unfortunately, I STILL DON'T KNOW!

[TheOrangeDart]

Fortunately, that's probably a good thing...

[Acheaopterix]

unfotunatly its a bad thing from our point of view

[NAT]

Fortunately, I know Jeff the Killer we are good friends so I can ask him to confront Billy and smite him. (Unless it's Billy the ape. I don't want him gone.)

[TheOrangeDart]

Unfortunately, Jeff doesn't exist.

[Acheaopterix]

Fortunatly jeff doesnt exist

[TheOrangeDart]

Unfortunately, Rebecca Black does.

[Soylent Blue]

Fortunately, so do my assassins.

[TheOrangeDart]

Unfortunately, her terrible song is recorded and all over the internet still...

[NAT]

Fortunately, I have a couple of "programs" that can take care of that...

[Haxorus]

Unfortunately,

Your programs.

[Acheaopterix]

Fortunatly we can just delete the internet

[BMTH]

Unfortunately, this forum will be gone then.

[NAT]

Unfortunately, this forum will be gone then.

That is known as the game ender because there is no "fortunately" thing that can comprehend that much tragedy.
I suggest, even though it pains me to say, that this game should not be used again until it has the proper rules needed to block these types of events.

P.S:

[BMTH]

I ruined the game? Okey.

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