What would you do if game....

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Okay, so here are the rules.
Somebody says a stituation and you tell what you would do if you were in that situation!
Example:
"What would you do if a little boy was stalking you?"
"I would call his parents.
What would you do if I ate your sammich?"
"I would make a new one!
What would you do if you...."
And so on...
I came up with the game idea from the game where you punish your kid and stuff so...I give 50% credit to Wacky for coming up with the game that made this game come in my mind and yeah!

ask them where the bathroom is. wait for them to answer: "on my chest"

lol remember that from the app?

what if you remembered that from the app?

i would possibly understand your joke.....


what if there was a napalm strike?

I would try to put out the fire with a squirt gun, If I survive

What if Russan terrorists nuked your neborhood?

I would make sure that I made one last Soviet Russian joke before the bomb went off. *In Soviet Russia, the bomb sets off you.*

What would you do if you were a vegetarian zombie?

I would eat tofu

What if in 2012, the world was visited by Raptor Jesus?

I would ask why he is here instead of the end of the world

What if in 2012 you were visited by the end of the world

I would be all lolwtf.

What if pigs took over England?

I thought they did already (JK! JK!)

What would you do if I was about to fall off a bridge?

I would grab your hand, pull you off the railing, and say "Dude, this isn't hollywood! You can't survive that large of a fall!".
What would you found out we were all just mice in an experiment in some twisted scientist lab?

I would be all lolwtf.

What would you do if Muslims invaded?
(me and my friends would be camping out at the waffle house, figuring out who we're gonna kill next.)

why they invading? throw garlic at them

what if a mad fortune teller tells you to run around in circles or your gonna die

Soylent Blue wrote:I thought they did already (JK! JK!)

oh ha ha, your hilarious, really.

i would check with a different fortune teller just to confirm,

what would you do if a dog came up to you then karate style beat you up

i would wake up and kick his a**
what if mp took over the world

i would be all like "lolwtf?

what would you do if i took over the world

make it as perfect as possible

what if the world got hit by a jellybabby from space

i would get someone to eat the jelly baby, i dont like them

what would you do if i didnt finish my se... AGHHG AH ARGGG *dies*

wonder how an extinct bird was on the internet anywho

what if a ninja destoyed your computer and ran away to an alternate dimention where noone but the ninja could get to

Ask you to go and collect it using my comp....wait......fuk.

What would you do if penguin stopped saying "lolwtf?"

I would be all lolwtf

If achy spontaneously became a Rastafarian?

i would shoot him for his own good

what if god delivered your pizza

I would give him lots of money and share my pizza with him!
What would you do if a moose was stalking you?

i would make him my personal transport moose he would be sloppy and sloppy would be he

what if your parent caught you looking at inappropriate websites

Why did you...? Never mind xD
I guess I would go die in a hole.
What would you do if you found out penguin was your father?

A penguin, or THE mortified penguin?
Either way, I would slap my mom.

What would you do if toys started to dance in your room in the middle of the night, waking you up with their haunting chants and tribal drums?

Yeah, I meant m_p
I would set my room on fire and run away.
What would you do if you woke up as the opposite sex?