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High Idea 4/29/11
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High Idea 4/29/11
I got a very disturbing note from the Tooth Fairy once:
Dear Mr. Blue, i've been watching you sleep for the few months now. That's one of the perks of being invisible, you can study someone, and they won't even know that they are being stared at through the whites of their eyes. Anyway, the reason why i'm writing you is because I want your teeth, all of them. I've grown tired of just waiting for my patients to lose their teeth naturally. Maybe I need them to build a cute little house, or maybe I devour them... Or maybe I just want them to fulfill some exotic sexual fetish. Anyway, it's not something you need to worry about. But here's something that you do need to know, punk, you have 7 hours before I literally rip those mother f*ckers from your gums! When the time comes i'll look under your pillow like I do every night, until then i'll just wait and watch...wait and watch...wait and watch.
Your Night Watcher,
Tooth Fairy
Dear Mr. Blue, i've been watching you sleep for the few months now. That's one of the perks of being invisible, you can study someone, and they won't even know that they are being stared at through the whites of their eyes. Anyway, the reason why i'm writing you is because I want your teeth, all of them. I've grown tired of just waiting for my patients to lose their teeth naturally. Maybe I need them to build a cute little house, or maybe I devour them... Or maybe I just want them to fulfill some exotic sexual fetish. Anyway, it's not something you need to worry about. But here's something that you do need to know, punk, you have 7 hours before I literally rip those mother f*ckers from your gums! When the time comes i'll look under your pillow like I do every night, until then i'll just wait and watch...wait and watch...wait and watch.
Your Night Watcher,
Tooth Fairy
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Re: High Idea 4/29/11
:derp:
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Re: High Idea 4/29/11
Creepy toothfairy... xD
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