Fortunately, Unfortunately [Forum Game]

[TheOrangeDart]

First topic message reminder :

This is probably one of my favorite forum games of all time.

This is how it works:
-The first post always starts with a scenario:
"I was walking in the snow one day"

-After that comes 'fortunately' which is where something good happens to the character.
"Fortunately, I was wearing a coat."

-And after that comes 'unfortunately' which is where something bad happens to the character.
"Unfortunately, a giant potato came and ate my coat."

And it repeats it self alternating from fortunate and unfortunate events.
-Rules:
Please keep it somewhat short, I don't care how the black-hole made a gash in the space time continuum to somehow alternate the molecular structure of the potato growing it to gigantic proportions. Really, I don't.

Let's begin!
I'll let Ninja Frog start the game since he's nice enough to move this thread from General to Forum Games.
(That's assuming he sees this before someone else starts it.)

[NAT]

Fortunately, (For someone out there anyway...) the mods and admins of the Pokemon universe suddenly appeared.

[Nyanquaza]

Unfortunately, before THEY could capture Arceus, my part-Arceus character appeared with a Suicune, fought everyone off, and fled with Arceus.

[TheOrangeDart]

Fortunately, TheOrangeDart saved and quit the game.

[Nyanquaza]

Unfortunately, saving after they fled made them Lost Forever.

[TheOrangeDart]

Fortunately, there's always cheating to get them back.

[Haxorus]

Unfortunately, cheating gets you sent to jail.

[Nyanquaza]

Fortunately, Arceus broke the cheating devices so you can't be sent to jail.

[TheOrangeDart]

Unfortunately, you're now out $100 because cheating devices are pricey.

Side Note: Cheating isn't illegal lolwtf.

[Nyanquaza]

Fortunately, a wild Meowth appeared and threw money at you.

[Soylent Blue]

Unfortunately Meowth brought claws to a gun fight.

[Nyanquaza]

Fortunately Meowth just blasted off again instead of being permanently hurt.

(if you don't get the reference it's from the anime, Meowth is a part of Team Rocket and most times they're beaten they're like 'Team Rocket's blasting off again! *ding*')

[TheOrangeDart]

Unfortunately, TheOrangeDart is trying to get away from the subject of Pokemon.

[Nyanquaza]

Fortunately for me, I'm not letting you.

[TheOrangeDart]

Unfortunately, Chuck Norris says otherwise...

[Nyanquaza]

Fortunately, Chuck the Gym Leader of Cianwood City, a distant relative of Chuck Norris, told him there was a problem in Unova.

[TheOrangeDart]

Unfortunately, I have no idea wtf you're talking about.

[Nyanquaza]

Fortunately, I do.

[Acheaopterix]

Unfortunatly nobody else probably does

[TheOrangeDart]

Fortunately, I change the subject to kittens.

[Nyanquaza]

Unfortunately, I change it back by mentioning that Meowth is a cute kitten.

[Soylent Blue]

Fortunately Meowths taste delicious.

[Nyanquaza]

Unfortunately, if you try and eat it it will scratch you to death.

[NAT]

Fortunately, it's been knocked out with stun spore. (I think that's correct...)

[Ninja frog]

unfortunatly it used payday so im grabbing the cash

[Acheaopterix]

fortunatly thats alot of cash

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