Fortunately, Unfortunately [Forum Game]

[TheOrangeDart]

First topic message reminder :

This is probably one of my favorite forum games of all time.

This is how it works:
-The first post always starts with a scenario:
"I was walking in the snow one day"

-After that comes 'fortunately' which is where something good happens to the character.
"Fortunately, I was wearing a coat."

-And after that comes 'unfortunately' which is where something bad happens to the character.
"Unfortunately, a giant potato came and ate my coat."

And it repeats it self alternating from fortunate and unfortunate events.
-Rules:
Please keep it somewhat short, I don't care how the black-hole made a gash in the space time continuum to somehow alternate the molecular structure of the potato growing it to gigantic proportions. Really, I don't.

Let's begin!
I'll let Ninja Frog start the game since he's nice enough to move this thread from General to Forum Games.
(That's assuming he sees this before someone else starts it.)

[Nyanquaza]

Unfortunately Meowth's friends Skitty and Liepard came and attacked everyone.

(those two are EVIL )

[Acheaopterix]

fortunatly ash saved the day

[Ninja frog]

unfortunatly he gave evreyone aids

[Nyanquaza]

Fortunately Dialga reversed time and made someone else save the day.

[Ninja frog]

unfortunatly it was brock who flirted with sock and nyanquaza

[Nyanquaza]

Fortunately, Croagunk dragged Brock away before any emotional damage was done.

[Ninja frog]

unfortuneatly misty trampled sock while chasing ash yelling for a new bike

[Nyanquaza]

Fortunately, Nyan was unhurt and healed Socky.

[Ninja frog]

unfortuneatly a bear ate nyan

[Nyanquaza]

Fortunately Nyan vanished and reappeared outside the bear.

[Ninja frog]

unfortunatly the bear threw up on nyanquaza

[Nyanquaza]

Fortunately a wild Mudkip used Water Gun.

[Ninja frog]

unfortuneatly that was completely irrelevent as the water gun hit a tree

[Nyanquaza]

Fortunately the tree grew huge and apples started raining down for everyone.

[Ninja frog]

unfortunatly snorelax ate them all

[Nyanquaza]

Fortunately the tree never stopped growing them.

[Ninja frog]

unfortuntatly snorelax ate the tree

[Nyanquaza]

Fortunately another one grew!

[NAT]

Unfortunately, the new tree starts growing black licorice.

[Nyanquaza]

Fortunately, it spontaneously mutates into pie.

[NAT]

Unfortunately, the pies are filled with black licorice.

[Balahs]

fortunately, i eat all the black licorice for you because i love it.

[Nyanquaza]

Unfortunately, it explodes in your stomach.

[Ninja frog]

fortuneatly your stomach remains intact

[TheOrangeDart]

Unfortunately, you now have to eat through a tube.

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