What would you do if game....

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Okay, so here are the rules.
Somebody says a stituation and you tell what you would do if you were in that situation!
Example:
"What would you do if a little boy was stalking you?"
"I would call his parents.
What would you do if I ate your sammich?"
"I would make a new one!
What would you do if you...."
And so on...
I came up with the game idea from the game where you punish your kid and stuff so...I give 50% credit to Wacky for coming up with the game that made this game come in my mind and yeah!

Go back to sleep see what happened
What if you realy needed the toilet in a mega hard exam that you needed all the time you could get for

i would use my bathroom super power that i posted in the question of the day...

what if you played guitar better then Jimi Hendrix or Jack White and everyone want your guitar hands?

I would sell some fakes on Ebay, then go by a different name.

what if your parents forced you to stop doing any videogames or computer?

I would let them I move out soon

What if your math teacher flirted with you

I would never look at Asian, middle-aged women the same ever again.
What if you owned the Internet?

well i would kick him and her and him and all of those guys from the internet i would charge very little for small companys and lots for big companys to have websites and yeah id be ritch so this place would be madea black dimond and yeah

what if your house burnt down

I would live in a cardboard box.
What if your best friend was secretly a rockstar?

i would freeload off him

what if trees came alive and tryed to kill you

I would make peace with the tree because i am a fungi.


What if plants began to talk?

i would talk to them

what if cats tryed to eat your face

I would say "No more tuna or milk for a week!"
What would you do if you woke up to be a unicorn?

i would sell myself on ebay then run home and repeat the prosses
what if you bought me in unicorn form off ebay

I would ride you across and to the other side of a rainbow where I would steal a lepranchuns gold and then repeat the process again and again for every rainbow I see. I would also give you half the gold we get so you stay and I can braid your hair and call you Mr. Bigglywiggletston the 3rd!
What would you do if your name was Mr. Bigglywiggletston the 3rd?

be scaredd about what you did to the first 2
what if the INTERNET DIED

I would sit in the corner and cry

What if they invented the super internet?

would sit at my laptop and cry with joy
what if jesus was reborn and died to save you

i would be like "dude, you tryed it once and failed, move on"

what if this forum became....SUPER-FORUM, with the ability to make good conversation

i would be morer active but secretly be creeped out

what if your parents grew superpowers

I'd be all like 0.0 !
What would you do if you met the annoying orange?

id be all like
what if superman killed your family

I would say "you were cooler in the comics"

What if batman came and killed your family as you were leaving a theatre

I would go back into the past and do the same to his.

What if everything that was ironic became coincidental?

I would go to the bar and get a drink

what if a god came out of your cranium?

I would go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! MY CRANIOM! IT'S GOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" and then get my mommy....
What would you do if a lizzard started licking your toes?

I would jump, then accidentally land on its feeble neck

what if that lizards guts hit you in the face?