What would you do if game....

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Okay, so here are the rules.
Somebody says a stituation and you tell what you would do if you were in that situation!
Example:
"What would you do if a little boy was stalking you?"
"I would call his parents.
What would you do if I ate your sammich?"
"I would make a new one!
What would you do if you...."
And so on...
I came up with the game idea from the game where you punish your kid and stuff so...I give 50% credit to Wacky for coming up with the game that made this game come in my mind and yeah!

i would wipe lizard guts off my face

what would you do if a hippie asked you to become a conservative

O would tell him to lay off the bong
What if a giant spider chased you

i would freeze with fear (i have extreme arachnaphobia)

what if a hill started talking to you about its problems

I would listen and console

What if you were hit by lightning

i would calculate the probability that that could happen

what if you were struck by lightning TWICE

I would try and harnace the powa

What if your bed fell down

i would wonder what the hell my bed was falling down on. (the stairs?)

what if you fell off your bed out a window?

I'd be fall onto my roof and run up the slanted side back to saftey, then I would move my bed away from the window!

What if you got so tall you wouldn't fit in your bed

i would put a small table at the bottem for my feet
what if a dog bit your foot

i would have a deja vu moment as im sure that happened before?....

what wouldyou do if you had a deja vu moment

beleve myself to be phychic and have seen this happen before

what if stuckpixel got rid of trolls on the app

I would celebrate with cake!
What would you do if you woke up and saw a giant spoon hovering above the foot of your bed?

I would use it like a vroom stick and fly about the place

What if I said what if twice in one sentence

id say what?

what if pluto was still a planet?

i wouldnt notice because then it would have always been a planet

what if the forumers all met up and had a party

I would be the happiest person in the world! I mean seriously! FUDGE YEAH!
What would you do if a man came up to you in a tuxido and fell on his knees begging to play monopoly!

I would whup his butt in monopoly!

what if a stranger in a purple suit came up to you on one knee and begged to play clue?

I would be like wtf?

What if Earth was attacked by crab people?

If you can't beat them join them. *puts on crab costume and beings to chant* Crab peeeeeopl craab people Crab peoople.


What would you do if Mecha-Streisand tried to take over the world?

I would be all like "Dude! Back off, I was gunna take over the world first!" (Idk who the guy you named is btw :3)
What would you do if you saw two old ladys on the street eating corn and dancing to keshe?

TARGET PRACTICE!!!!!!

What would you do if you witnessed (my) murder?

hide the evidence(can you witness a murder you commit?)
what if your bed ate you

Errr...

What if you didn't know how to play this game?

What? Idgi


What would you do if I posted 6 levels on lbp at once