Kids Game

First topic message reminder :

Ok bear with me. Ok so the point is to pretend you have kid(s). the person before you says what they did and you have to say their punishment. Then give another thing they did afteer that

Ex: Commentor 1- They peed on a building in NYC

Commentor 2- I would smack him so hard his eyeballs would pop out like in a cartoon.
They smashed an urn?

Get it?

What would you do if your kid killed your cat/dog?

Applaud him...jkjk I would probably give him to the FBI

Ur kid killed jb(yayayayay!!!!)

I would cry tears of joy

Your son disowned you!

disown him (?)

your kid became a profficient, admired worker at a respectable company and is a respected citizen

I would call him a noob
Your son has the hots for you!!!

WTF!!!

your kid posted something relating to gay incest on the internet

I would slowly back away so I could think things through and try to rationalize stuff that can't be rationolized.

Your daughter became an straight A student.

Make some guy get her pregnant so she docent become the president of the usa because deep down, she's a retard

Ur daughter..no ur SON got into a car accident while he was.... Doing something personal to another guy who was driving

Were do all these children come from, I seem to just pop them out as I go!

anyways I would make him pay for EVERYTHING!

You caught your 13 year old son masterbating! Oooooh! O.O

Walk out of the room then go do my spouse!

U caught ur son doing it wither dog

kill the dog amd make the son bury it.

you saw your kid doin it with your wife

I can't do that one...

Kill the son and divoce wife

Ur kid gained 100lbs in one day

Laugh at him for having a retarded system

Your daughter is anerexic.

Force feed her

Ur kid wrote a book bat how horrible of a parent u r and used real names and situations

well make her eat the book.

your son is sexually attracted to gorillas

Wonder hoe the he'll I created this dumbshit

Your child has wings,and a unicorn horn!

I would ride him to work everyday

Ur son gets beat up by a girl

Laugh at him then get him karate lessons

Your daughter got beet by a man.

kill the man and make the anorexic daughter eat him.

Your daughter is sexually attracted to gorillas

I would do nothing because then I would have their children as pets

Ur kid was addicted to licking random strangers

*btw George- I deleted ur previous comment because it was too confusing for the public eye and it didn't go along with the game*

i would cry myself to sleep.

your son is addicted to eating poop

Poop on him every time I had to.

Ur kid is addicted to shoving locks of hair up his butt

My family is so fooey.ed! Slap him till his brane rearranges itself to normal standards

You son is addicted to electrical shocks.

Shove more than just hair up his butt...



your violent child has composed a song and at the end of the song, everything explodes!

Crap, you!


he's addicted to shocks eh?
I'll shock him with some C4.