Kids Game

First topic message reminder :

Ok bear with me. Ok so the point is to pretend you have kid(s). the person before you says what they did and you have to say their punishment. Then give another thing they did afteer that

Ex: Commentor 1- They peed on a building in NYC

Commentor 2- I would smack him so hard his eyeballs would pop out like in a cartoon.
They smashed an urn?

Get it?

What would you do if your kid killed your cat/dog?

-:} <-- it's all you get!

ok...

your son did it with your daughter (just to scare you, this is relativly normal compared to what has been said)

I would dissown them...

Your daughter filled your shapoo bottle with glue.

comment on the effectiveness of the prank and the unexspectedness of it because she's a girl, then sneakly give her a nail mattress

your kid ran over a dog

ask him if it was already dieing.

your son ate your dead wifes finger.

I would puke and make him eat it.
Your daughter electrocutid my dog!

i would electricute him, but not enough to kill him, just hurt him...
you daughter is obsesed with jb.

I would take a sledge hammer to her head to make her un-crazy
Your son ate his girlfriends pet hamster!

I would let it go, its just a hamster

Your son makes fun of chuck norris

I would get away from him, I don't want to be killed too

Your child dresses like Lady Ga Ga

I burn his cloths and makeup
Your son shoved Dinamite down my moms throat!

Move away incase it's lit if not retrace it and tie it to the end of a long rope around the Childs foot light and run

Your daughter comes home after 5 am (she's 17)

ask here who it was with

your son comes home after 5 am (he's 17)

I don't care

Your son does heroine

Wonder why all my children are so bad. Then lock him in the attick with only a bowl of water and stale bread.

Your son likes little children

Depends on what you mean by 'likes'
Your son saved little timmy from a well and then ate his sammich!

I would wonder how that was bad

Your daughter likes,likes likes older men that are like in wheelchairs and she's only 8.

Thats my random number of the day,8.

show here her protitute future.

your kid made a mess in the kitchen....because they didnt put a lid on the blender

Make him eat it off the floor (Good thing I'm not a parent)

Your son wants to become a suicide bomber.

Give him his first,and last lesson.
I'm such a horrible Parent

Your son wants to become a fashion designer/photographer for male underware.

Nothing, i'm fine with that.
Your kid murdered an IT! (female and male)

:O murder the son.



your son became a

I would set him up with a

Ur kid hit on u

The ugly face is supposed to be with the response